GROUPCHAT + TEXTS
GIRLS IN THE DUNGEONS
sagey baby
woke up this morning not remembering what happened last night in the slightest
maia
i remember everything
sagey baby
well??? are you going to tell us
maia
we played spin the bottle
bella
oh merlin
this can't end well
maia
and i had to kiss remus
it was dreamy
ro
BITCH
YOU DIDN'T
maia
then charlotte and marlene had to kiss
and that ended with them going up to charlotte's bed
char
oopsies
sagey baby
CHARLOTTE ELOISE JOYNER
YOU LITTLE SLAG
char
i'll take it
because i got laiddddddd
bella
good for you love
ro
KEEP GOING MAIA/CHAR
WHOEVER KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
char
i have no idea what happened after that
i was too busy fucking marlene mckinnon
sagey baby
oh my god
maia
well
then sage spun, and it landed on regulus
and it was so awkward, like watching siblings kiss
and then sirius spun and it landed on sage
sagey baby
w hat
maia
yeah
ro
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YEAH
KEEP GOING
maia
i don't know what happened next
i got distracted talking to remus
sagey baby
so no one knows whether or not sirius black and i kissed last night?
bella
i was blacked out by the time the stupid muggle game started
ro
no idea, i was drunk
char
i was having sex
maia
maybe lily knows?
or you could always ask sirius
sagey baby
i am not asking him
ro
i guess you'll never know, then
LILS & SAGEY
sagey
lily
what happened last night
lily
do you mean when you kissed both black brothers, when marlene and charlotte shagged, or when james and bella got into a screaming match in the middle of the slytherin common room?
sagey
no
you're lying
i didn't kiss both of them
tell me you're lying
lily
i wish i was
james was laughing his ass off
and i've never seen sirius so embarrassed
sagey
oh no
oh bloody hell
lily
it's alright!!
only a few people remember anyway
i don't know if he remembers, though
sagey
can you text him and ask
lily
why can't you ask him?
sagey
we're not exactly friends so it would be a bit strange to text him out of nowhere asking if he kissed me
lily
don't be lame
just do it
sagey
i'll pay you 5 galleons to do it for me
lily
shit
alright
sagey
thank you
lily
he doesn't remember
sagey
oh thank fuck
time to flee the country
lily
you're so dramatic
hi
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WHAT A GIRL WANTS ➭ SIRIUS BLACK ❨𝟷❩ ✓
Fanfic❝𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑬𝑨𝑺𝒀❞ in which two of hogwarts' biggest opposites are more alike than they thought. ☼ or: in which sage fontaine and sirius black don't know how to talk to each other outside of social media. 〖MARAUDERS-ERA SOCIAL...
