❝𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑬𝑨𝑺𝒀❞
in which two of hogwarts' biggest opposites are more alike than they thought.
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or:
in which sage fontaine and sirius black don't know how to talk to each other outside of social media.
〖MARAUDERS-ERA SOCIAL...
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sagefontaine: 'let me serenade you to make you feel better' -siriusblack
maiadumont: PLEASE i could hear him screeching somebody to love from the bloody dungeons
↳sagefontaine: send help my ears are bleeding ↳siriusblack: oh sod off you love my singing ↳sagefontaine: i certainly do not
jamespotter: tell him to shave his weak excuse of a beard
↳siriusblack: at least i can grow facial hair, mate
rjlupin: GIVE US BACK OUR BEST FRIEND
↳sagefontaine: no
rosilvers: alright maybe he's pitchy sometimes but he's genuinely not bad
↳sagefontaine: don't encourage him
SIRIUS & SAGE
sage SIRIUS SIRIUS SIRIUS ORION BLACK
sirius merlin, woman, can't a man sleep?
sage NO NOT WHEN I HAVE EXCITING NEWS
sirius what is your exciting news, my love
sage gross but YOU KNOW HOW I APPLIED TO THE FRENCH MAGICAL EMBASSY IN LONDON
sirius no i didn't know but go on
sage oh wait i told regulus because i didn't want you to get too excited in case i got rejected but anyway I GOT THE JOB I'M GONNA BE A FUCKING DIPLOMAT IN LIKE. SIX MONTHS
sirius oh my god that's so exciting sage i'm so happy for you!! my girl's a bloody diplomat that's hot
sage ew come up to the astronomy tower i need to scream
