❝𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑬𝑨𝑺𝒀❞
in which two of hogwarts' biggest opposites are more alike than they thought.
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or:
in which sage fontaine and sirius black don't know how to talk to each other outside of social media.
〖MARAUDERS-ERA SOCIAL...
reggie what color is your dress? my mum is custom ordering me dress robes and wants to know also, she's very pleased that i'm going with "that high-born fontaine girl"
sage hold on, let me find a picture of it
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alright this is it
reggie you could have just said grey, sage
sage it's SILVER if you just get grey dress robes they won't match send walburga that photo so she knows what exact color to get
reggie my mum doesn't have a phone says it's "dirty muggle technology" so i can't send it to her but i'll describe it to her the best i can
sage and she's okay with you having a phone?
reggie she doesn't know i have it that's why you'll rarely see me posting on social media or texting during holidays
sage oh wow i thought sirius was the rule breaker of the family little do walburga and orion know it's their darling little golden boy
reggie first of all, me having a phone isn't technically rule breaking they never said i couldn't have one
sage technicalities
reggie oh, like you live up to all the expectations adele and andre set
sage excuse me, i am their perfect angel i have done no wrong
reggie so they don't know about your little fling with nott last year, i'm assuming?
sage how do you even know about that
reggie one of the many dinner parties over the summer nott's parents are friends with mine and since nott is somewhat better company than my brother, we spent a fair amount of time together talking and he told me
sage who else knows
reggie i think just malfoy
sage lucius, cissy, or both?
reggie lucius
sage bloody hell just make sure your dress robes are SILVER, alright? or some complementary color if you got, i dunno, green or something, that might look cool
reggie yes ma'am my mother has an eye for dressy clothes so i'm sure she'll come up with something good
