GROUPCHAT
SAGE IS OUR SUGAR MOMMY
regulus
if i ever, and i do mean EVER, see that type of pda between my brother and sage ever again, i will stick a knife into my skull
james
agreed
rowan
yup
charlotte
sage and sirius were literally undressing each other as they walked up the stairs in front of everyone
i am thoroughly disgusted
rowan
i really didn't want to know that sirius has a lion tattoo on his thigh
like, that was something i could've gone my entire life without seeing
maia
don't act like you lot haven't been ten times more disturbing when we were all drunk back at school
lily
fair point
charlotte
are the two lovebirds still asleep?
remus
i dunno
i'll go check
no they were not still sleeping
i interrupted something rather intimate
rowan
NOOOOOO
please tell me they weren't shagging
remus
i wish i could
sage
have we learned our lesson? that we should knock?
remus
definitely.
now i know what my boggart will be for the rest of my life
sirius
sorry, mate
maia, hopefully we gave your man some tips
maia
sirius, you disgust me
sage
sirius, you're a pervert
maia, you are a slag on the low so don't act so innocent
maia
sHUT UP
MAIA HAS LEFT THE CHAT!
SAGE HAS ADDED MAIA TO THE CHAT!
maia
let me rot in peace
sage
no
we're going swimming
lily
sagey darling it's freezing outside
sage
there's a pool in the house silly
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