❝𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑬𝑨𝑺𝒀❞
in which two of hogwarts' biggest opposites are more alike than they thought.
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in which sage fontaine and sirius black don't know how to talk to each other outside of social media.
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siriusblack: on today's episode of sage tries muggle things: muggle coffee. stay tuned for next week's episode, where she tries a milkshake tagged: sagefontaine
sagefontaine: i've had a milkshake before, twat
↳siriusblack: oh
sagefontaine: my review on coffee—tastes like tar
↳rosilvers: you're supposed to put sugar and cream in it, stupid ↳sagefontaine: then why doesn't it already come with it? ↳rosilvers: because not everyone likes the same amount of sugar and cream
lilyevans: the fact that sage is looking at the coffee cup like it contains poison is so funny
↳sagefontaine: because it tasted like poison
maiadumont: sagey is so pretty
↳sagefontaine: thanks lovebug
jamespotter: you two went on a DATE and didn't tell me?
↳siriusblack: it wasn't a date ↳jamespotter: mhmm sureeee ↳siriusblack: fuck off mate it's not a date
rjlupin: is that the coffee place in hogsmeade?
↳sagefontaine: yes but the only thing i liked from there was the cookies sirius recommended ↳jamespotter: oh so he recommended cookies? sounds like a date ↳sagefontaine: shut up james
