❝𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑬𝑨𝑺𝒀❞
in which two of hogwarts' biggest opposites are more alike than they thought.
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in which sage fontaine and sirius black don't know how to talk to each other outside of social media.
〖MARAUDERS-ERA SOCIAL...
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siriusblack: picnic on the grounds with my girl to celebrate the start of spring tagged: sagefontaine
sagefontaine: what have i said about calling me your girl in public settings?
↳siriusblack: i know, i know "we're just acquaintances who go on dates and snog sometimes" ↳sagefontaine: finally. only took you two months to get it
jamespotter: just date already
↳lilyevans: if you don't shut up right now i swear to godric gryffindor himself
maiadumont: she's been bugging me for days about how uranus's rings were discovered last week so thank you for getting her out of the castle
↳sagefontaine: maia there was a major astronomical discovery and you are making fun of me for being interested
SAGE & SIRIUS
sirius WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO CALL YOU MY GIRL we've been exclusive for a month and a half and i know for a fact you like me so why can't we just make it official?
sage because i told you from the very beginning that i don't want a relationship right now when i go back to france in a few months for summer break and when i move back there for good after graduation it'll break your heart and i do care about you. i don't want to get your hopes up
sirius BREAK MY HEART I DON'T CARE it's exhausting having to look at you every day and know that you don't want me the same way i want you i get that this is you trying to protect my feelings but i don't give a flying fuck anymore
sage you don't get to dictate what i want or what is good for me
sirius is it because you're scared that you leaving will hurt you more than it'll hurt me?
sage yes, it is. are you happy now? are you so proud of yourself for figuring it out? i don't let people get close to me because when i move back home, it'll rip me apart to leave them my roommates and lily are the exceptions. you are an exception. but i am not willing to let myself be selfish with you. not when you are the first person i can see myself actually being happy with. because if i let myself be happy, it would kill me to let you go
sirius then don't let me go stay. in england, scotland, wherever. stay with your friends and the people that care about you
sage fine. you want me to be your girlfriend so fucking badly? i'll be your girlfriend.
sirius wait really?
sage yes, you imbecile. but when i inevitably break your heart, don't be mad at me
REGGIE & SAGE
sage reg i need to tell you something
reggie what did you do
sage your brother asked me to be his girlfriend and i said yes
reggie wow sagey i'm happy for you truly, he deserves someone like you in his life someone to point him in the right direction
sage you think i'd be good for him?
reggie i do since you two have been talking he's been less insufferable and i know you're worrying about messing everything up because your parents raised two anxiety ridden, people-pleasing, perfectionist children, but stop stressing you and my brother are very good for each other besides, i know for a fact as one of julien's best friends that he would have LOVED to see you this happy
sage julien really would have liked him they're both ridiculously chaotic and insane
reggie you deserve to be happy, sage celeste fontaine. if sirius is the one to make you happy, i'm one hundred percent in your corner
sage thank you reggie if you tell anyone i said this, you'll be dead by the time the sun comes up, but i love you lots
reggie fuck off, don't be a sap but i love you more
LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO also: curb stomp a racist today <3
