❝𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑬𝑨𝑺𝒀❞
in which two of hogwarts' biggest opposites are more alike than they thought.
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or:
in which sage fontaine and sirius black don't know how to talk to each other outside of social media.
〖MARAUDERS-ERA SOCIAL...
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sagefontaine: congrats, yankee. best of luck to you and your englishman. tagged: annaleemichaels
annaleemichaels: hey, english. i expect an invite when you and mr. tall, dark, and handsome get married
↳siriusblack: hey do me a favor and keep bringing up how tall, dark, and handsome i am so she'll marry me ↳sagefontaine: nope! i'll get married when my brother is there to walk me down the aisle
charjoyner: aw she looks so happy! tell the muggle bloke that he's very very lucky
↳annaleemichaels: oh, he knows how lucky he is. telling him about the witch thing is gonna be hard, though ↳charjoyner: just use magic in front of him and if he runs, well, his loss ↳annaleemichaels: you've got a point, charlotte.
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siriusblack: wedding date now, wife later tagged: sagefontaine
sagefontaine: i am going to die unwed. predicting it now.
↳siriusblack: you're breaking my fragile heart, baby
jamespotter: offended that i wasn't invited to said wedding
↳siriusblack: mate i was barely invited, i'm only here because sage's friend told her to invite me ↳annaleemichaels: what can i say, y'all are the only couple i'd allow to upstage me at my own wedding ↳jamespotter: merlin, anna-lee, you're so american ↳annaleemichaels: yep, born and raised in gatlinburg and moved to england after graduating from ilvermorny to find a job ↳jamespotter: is america scary? ↳annaleemichaels: no, but you'd get robbed so quickly because you'd stick out like a sore thumb
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annaleewrn: these idiots got drunk and serenaded me and noah at our own damn wedding. i hate them tagged: sageybabyspam, padfootspam
sageybabyspam: alright but did you or did you not enjoy the most romantic knockturn alley song to ever exist?
↳annaleewrn: i will admit that it was nice
lilythelion: you should have seen them at parties when we were still in school. when they weren't drunkenly shagging in a deserted corner, they'd be putting on concerts
↳annaleewrn: that's something i'd LOVE to see ↳loonymoony: literally didn't know sage could sing until the halloween dance afterparty in 6th year. that was a cathartic experience
rothehoe: CONGRATS SAGE'S AMERICAN FRIEND!!
↳annaleewrn: THANK YOU SAGE'S ENGLISH FRIEND!! ↳rothehoe: I'M IRISH BUT YOU'RE WELCOME ↳annaleewrn: OH OOPS SORRY ↳rothehoe: the only english lassie in our group is char. maia's scottish, sagey's french, and honestly char's half welsh so
maiadoescrack: 1) where was my invite. 2) your dress looked BEAUTIFUL
↳annaleewrn: you and your friends are so sweet!! it was a super small ceremony with just our closest friends—sage stood in for her grandma, madeleine. but thank you so much!!
