❝𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑬𝑨𝑺𝒀❞
in which two of hogwarts' biggest opposites are more alike than they thought.
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or:
in which sage fontaine and sirius black don't know how to talk to each other outside of social media.
〖MARAUDERS-ERA SOCIAL...
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sagefontaine: weekends are for sneaking out of the castle to go to some wanky muggle club rowan heard about tagged: maiadumont, rosilvers, charjoyner
maiadumont: can we talk about how fun that abba band is? like yes i AM the dancing queen
↳bellablack: since when do you listen to muggle music? ↳maiadumont: since it's a —what did ro call it— a bop? ↳rosilvers: there's different kinds of music. bops, bangers, jams
lilyevans: you ladies are so pretty!!
↳charjoyner: thank you girly <3
charjoyner: i have noticed that muggle men and wizard men are equally as yucky
↳severussnape: rude ↳charjoyner: i would certainly HOPE that you thought this was rude because IT'S ABOUT YOU
rosilvers: i'm super glad you lot liked queen, they're one of my favorite muggle bands!!
evanrosier: so like... you single, fontaine?
↳sagefontaine: who wants to know?
BELLA & SAGE
bella sage seriously this is the second time you lot have done something without me i'm getting seriously mad
sage bella, we invited you and you said you didn't want to come said you didn't want to be out with the 'filthy muggles' in front of one of your best friends who is muggleborn
bella look i'm sorry i didn't mean it i just want you to stop hanging out without me
