WHAT A GIRL WANTS ➭ SIRIUS BLACK ❨𝟷❩ ✓

ACT TWO, SCENE TWENTY SEVEN

TEXTS

SAGE & ANNA-LEE

anna-lee
ENGLISH
is that your boyfriend
the good looking dark haired one?

sage
you're going to have to be more specific
the taller one or the one with the unfortunate facial hair or the shorter one that looks malnourished?

anna-lee
unfortunate facial hair

sage
yes, that's sirius, my boyfriend of almost a year now
it'll be a year in march

anna-lee
english you two look so good together
i'm happy for you!!!

sage
thanks, yankee
i do believe that i'm quite happy
but what happened to that boy in the village? weren't you two getting serious?

anna-lee
you didn't see the ring, did you?

sage
he proposed?
i'm happy for you but merlin, you're so young

anna-lee
sage, babe, you forget that i'm six years older than you
me getting married at 24 isn't that weird

sage
bloody hell you are older than me

anna-lee
yep
and i've known you for just about four years now, so i don't understand how you always forget

sage
we're going out for dinner in the village, d'you want to come?

anna-lee
and hang out with a bunch of high schoolers for the evening?
no thanks
wait, you're eighteen now
which means we can go drinking
so never mind, i'll join

sage
alright
we're meeting in the parlor in 20

anna-lee
can i pick the restaurant?

sage
sure, yankee

SAGE & SIRIUS

sirius
i dunno how to behave in muggle restaurants
what do i do

sage
i dunno
i'm having anna-lee order for me because i don't know what's good here

sirius
d'you think lily could order for me

sage
probably
just ask her

sirius
what on earth is a cosmopolitan

sage
no clue
but it tastes good
and judging by how i feel like my skin is on fire, it probably has quite a high alcohol content

sirius
oh, godric, sagey
are you drunk already?

sage
absolutely not
alright maybe
just a bit though

sirius
you're a cute drunk