❝𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑬𝑨𝑺𝒀❞
in which two of hogwarts' biggest opposites are more alike than they thought.
☼
or:
in which sage fontaine and sirius black don't know how to talk to each other outside of social media.
〖MARAUDERS-ERA SOCIAL...
sirius so... are we going to talk about what happened?
sage no let's not mention it ever again
sirius i'm not going to argue with you but i really think we should talk about it there was no game this time, no bottle to spin
sage i don't want to talk about it
sirius sage come on
sage i don't want to admit that i liked it and would very much like to do it again [DELETED] no we aren't talking about it nothing happened
sirius alright are we okay?
sage if you're asking if we're still friends, the answer is yes but just friends, you hear me? don't let the fact that i kissed you when i was drunk go to your head
sirius wouldn't dream of it
MAIA & SAGE
maia hi lovey how are you feeling?
sage hungover
maia i figured so i got some pepperup potion from pomfrey are you still in bed?
sage yes
maia alright, i'm coming down in a few want anything from the great hall? sirius offered to grab you breakfast
sage i'm hungover, not sick i don't need him serving me meals in bed
maia you've got to admit that's so cute that he cares enough to bring you food?
sage sure, cute as a button
maia sageyyyyy you totally fancy him
sage nope i don't
maia you don't get this defensive unless you like someone, sage celeste fontaine. last year, when you and nott were sneaking around, you were meaner and more defensive than i've ever seen you
sage stop it and tell sirius i'd like a slice of pumpkin bread
maia mhmm alright see you in a minute
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
sageybabyspam: my new years resolution is to stop drinking
lilythelion: good luck with that, you're a bloody alcoholic
reglikessnakes: getting you to stop drinking would be like getting snape to stop being a pervert
↳halfbloodprince: die ↳sageybabyspam: fucking hell i thought i blocked snivellus
maiadoescrack: stop drinking but also stop being mean to people who clearly like you
↳sageybabyspam: i hate you
chachajoyner: no more body shots? :(
↳sageybabyspam: it's a tradition that does more harm than good
padfootspam: so i guess i'll have to say goodbye to drunken kisses
↳sageybabyspam: you should have never gotten used to them in the first place
