❝𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑬𝑨𝑺𝒀❞
in which two of hogwarts' biggest opposites are more alike than they thought.
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or:
in which sage fontaine and sirius black don't know how to talk to each other outside of social media.
〖MARAUDERS-ERA SOCIAL...
sirius so y'know how james keeps trying to set us up together?
sage yeah why
sirius i was thinking maybe if you want we could try and make him happy?
sage what the hell are you daft? or are you high? because that's a stupid idea
sirius it was worth a try
sage no, it wasn't
sirius one date that's it and if you don't have a good time, we can forget it
sage what is your fascination with me, black? d'you fancy me or something?
sirius what if i do?
sage i'd call you an idiot because i'm not trying to date anyone right now
sirius i love a challenge
sage first of all, i am not some prize to be won if you want to take me on a date, do it because you like me not because you like the chase of someone who doesn't want you
sirius can't it be both?
sage is it?
sirius yes.
sage well shit fine ONE date pick me up on friday at six. and take me somewhere fancy. because i have high standards
sirius yes ma'am
daily reminder: don't forget to curb stomp a racist today!
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