GROUPCHAT + TEXTS
WAND, PLAY ABBA
maia
sage, i love you to death. but if slughorn praises you one more time i'll st*b him
sage
i can't help being good at potions
my years of wanting to poison rodolphus have paid off i guess
rowan
LADIES
LADIES THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I HAVE NEWS
lily
well, don't be shy
spill
rowan
we're having an end of the year ball!!!!
sage
ew
no thanks
maia
come onnnn sagey
it'll be fun
an end of the year party!!!
charlotte
can we please have ONE dance where someone doesn't get hurt or go with someone that they aren't dating
ahem
sage
sorry i had something in my throat
sage
fine.
one last dance
but i'm not getting a new dress
lily
the one you wore last year had to be cut off of you and the one you wore the year before is still in france. what are you going to wear?
maia
wait why were you even bleeding last year?
what happened?
sage
oh
no reason, nothing happened
maia
did it have something to do with remus?
is that why he'd barely look at you for two weeks afterwards?
lily
maia, this is something you should talk to remus about
it's not sage's story to tell
SAGE & MAIA
maia
are you sleeping with my boyfriend?
i don't think you are, but i can't figure out what happened at halloween and it's the only thing that makes any sort of sense right now
sage
maia. i am not shagging remus
i'm shagging my own boyfriend
when i say that i can't tell you what happened last year, it's not because i'm trying to keep something from you
it's because it's not my secret
maia
he clams up every time i ask about it
please, sage
just tell me
i'm so worried he's cheating or has cheated
sage
don't be stupid
he loves you endlessly
he hasn't cheated on you
just talk to him
REMUS & SAGE
sage
you need to tell maia about your furry little problem
she thinks you've cheated on her
remus
she thinks w h a t
sage
because you won't tell her anything
she's worried and jumping to conclusions
remus
i can't tell her
she'll leave me
sage
she reads trashy muggle werewolf romance novels in her free time
i don't think she'll be that put off
remus
you tell her
i'm too scared
sage
who's the gryffindor here, lupin?
don't be a wuss
you can tell your girlfriend that you're a werewolf
remus
well, how did sirius tell you that he's an animagus?
sage
he didn't
i told him he was an animagus because i found out on my own
so would you rather maia find out from someone else?
maybe snape, who'd try to turn her against you?
or do you want to grow some ovaries and do it yourself?
remus
you terrify me
but thanks for the pep talk
sage
i don't give pep talks
i make thinly-veiled threats
remus
bloody fucking hell
yo
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