Protecting Mr. Wimp *Editing*

Chapter 19.

Protecting Mr. Wimp

Chapter 19

If you want to get a person off of you, you could:

- Punch them in the face, if you’re facing front.

- Poke them in the eye, if you’re facing front.

- Push them off, if you’re facing front.

- Bite their hand, if you’re facing front.

- Tickle them, if you’re facing front.

- Distract them by pointing at something, if you’re facing front.

- Give them a puppy dog face and make them have mercy on you, if you’re facing front.

But, when you're not facing front, well... then, let's say there's a greater chance that you'll end up with that person on top off you and wish for them to get bored and leave. Take Michael, for instance, he has his back towards Logan, who is pinning him to the floor and yanking on his hair, chanting, "Murderer, murderer!"

While Michael was struggling underneath him, trying to get him off and crying out, "Help, help! Someone! Gina, get over here! Logan, ugh, stop it man!" But, much to his dismay, no one was coming to his rescue.

"Why did you do it, Michael? Why?" Logan demanded.

"I didn't do it, Logan! For the hunderdth time! Gina did! Did you not see her throw the controller at us? Are you blind?!" Michael nearly shouted at the end, he had to talk some sense into this 'wild' Logan. The kid had gone completely mad!

"It's your fault!"

"How is it my fault?"

"You left the controllers out in the open! Contra was my favorite controller and because of you, he's dead!"

At this, Michael froze, Contra? He named his game controller? And he named it Contra? And 'it' is a guy! He always thought that there were only two people playing his W-ii, Logan and himself, but it looks like there was a 'Contra' too. 'I'm quite 'contra' to this game-controller-naming-habit of Logan's', he thought, and at this internal joke, he tried to suppress his laughter, but thinking back to the name Logan made for his controller,  and the meaning of the word, he couldn't hold in any longer and burst out laughing.

He gasped for breath, still laughing while Logan eyed him, confused. For a second, Michael finally stopped laughing, but he again remembered 'Contra' and started laughing again.

Logan's eyes narrowed suspiciously as he asked, "Are you laughing at the name I made up for my controller?"

After a few more minutes of laughing, he finally calmed down and tried to wipe away his tears, but then realized that he couldn't because his arms were underneath him. He sighed exasperatedly, "Logan? Could you please get off now?"

He could imagine him shake his head as he heard him say, "No, not until you tell me the reason you randomly decided to laugh your head off."

Michael groaned, "Come on, Logan, just get off. I wanted to laugh, and so I did."

"No one just laughs randomly, only crazy people do that."

'Look who's talking,' Michael wanted to say, but instead he settled for, "That's not true, who told you that garbage? You really have to stop believing every stupid thing you hear. Besides, since when is laughing a crime? You're inquiring me about it like it's illegal or something."

"It's not but..."

"You see? You're out of reasons!"

"I-I'll think of something."