I'm sorry, these are too funny to me.
TYLER JONES
○ Tyler: "I get headaches when it's going to rain."
Cat: "What are you? The Beauru of Metereology??"
SCARLETT JONES
○ "GTFO OF THE WAY, CAT >:(("
"Bruh"
"You know, I think if I said that to Auri she would explode."
CATHERINE "CAT" BRANNOCK
○ *Storms into a room dramatically* "I HATE OLD WHITE WOMEN OVER SIXTY AND IF I BECOME AN OLD WHITE WOMAN OVER SIXTY I'M KILLING MYSELF"
KALIIS "KAL" IDRABAN GILWRAETH
○ "I keep getting sprayed in the face... I don't know how the physics of circles work..."
FINIAN DE KARRAN DE SEEL
○ "We need to name the island! Like a fictional name... like... like Bolivia"
"That's a place-"
"Yeah you're right. No, it's more like... Moscow. No, wait, that's also a place."
ZILA MADRAN
○ "You know what they say. Knock once and no one answers. Knock twice and Spanish coliseum."
AURORA "AURI" JIE-LIN O'MALLEY
○ *Singing The Wiggles over and over again and slowly growing mental*
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AUTHOR'S NOTE
You want to know a cool fact? I bet you do. I legally have an adoption certificate saying I've adopted a queen bee :)
I really like bees, ok, and it was for charity and now I have a bee child-
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