I'm tryna get around to my requests bc I need to get back into the swing of writing. So instead of botching that, take some meme content. This was inspired by chemicalcutie 's series on their Aurora Rising fic so go check that out! :) anyway, here's some of the dumb stuff I've heard some of my friends talk about.
TYLER JONES
[Someone puts in the Kahoot name Tyler is a DILF]
Tyler, kicking them: I don't even have kids yet?
SCARLETT JONES
Scarlett: Do you think black people see in black or white?
Zila: What??
Scarlett: What?
Zila: You just said "do black people see in black or white"
Scarlett: wAIT NO I MEANT BLIND PEOPLE-
CATHERINE "CAT" BRANNOCK
Saedii: If I get attacked, I'll just stab them with my krambits.
Cat: I don't know man, my plan of defense if I ever get attacked is to make monkey noises.
Saedii: ...Why??
Cat: You mean to tell me you're going to mug someone going "OO-OO-OO" at the top of their lungs?
KALIIS "KAL" IDRABAN GILWRAETH
Kal: Wait, the uterus is a bone, right?
- Alternatively -
Kal: What's that one song you always sing?
Kal: Moon landing or something
Kal: I stole the moon?
Kal: I am the moon??
Auri: Thief and the Moon?
Kal: My intelligence scares me sometimes.
FINIAN DE KARRAN DE SEEL
Tyler: What are you doing?
Finian, holding up Monopoly Jr.: We're playing street rules monopoly.
Finian, turning back to Zila, Scar and Auri: Ok so there's a gang war going on, and now there's an earthquake-
ZILA MADRAN
[At a squad meeting]
Zila, pouring milk deadpan on Finian's leg: The milk has been spilt.
AURORA "AURI" JIE-LIN O'MALLEY
Aurora: Prepare to have a penis drawn on your face, cat, for I am a tEENAGER!
DARIEL DE VINNER DE SEEL
Finian: Would you get in the Belle Delphine car for ten bucks?
Dariel: My guy, I would get in the Belle Delphine car for free.
SAEDII
[Watching someone get chokeheld]
Saedii: Reminds me of ASMR.
+ Bonus content [If you can guess what group, you're a super sleuth]
Finian, naming a group of people he doesn't know: Every squad has Da Leader, White Boy, Gamer and Bandanna John
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AUTHOR'S NOTE
Right! Hello, welcome back to this trainwreck of a book. I'm forcing myself from my fanfic writing slump. Have this fun little chapter while I work on the actual requests-
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