□ As John Mulaney Once Said...

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You heard me.

TYLER JONES
○ "You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair."
○ "I have a girlfriend now, which is weird because I'm probably gay based on the way I've walked and talked for 28 years."

SCARLETT JONES
○ "Eat ass, suck a dick and sell drugs"
○ "And I said 'no', you know, like a liar."

CATHERINE "CAT" BRANNOCK
○ "We gotta think of some weird, slow activites to fill the day."
○ "Sometimes babies will point at me and I don't care for that shit at all"

KALIIS "KAL" IDRABAN GILWRAETH
○ "I'm so horny and angry all the time..."
○ "I'll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I'll die."

FINIAN DE KARRAN DE SEEL
○ "I will pepper in the fact that I am gay."
○ "Why do people shush animals? They've never spoken??"

ZILA MADRAN
○ "Shut up! You're all going to die! Street smarts!"
○ "I think Emily Dickinson is a lesbian."

AURORA "AURI" JIE-LIN O'MALLEY
○ "I am very small. And have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under."
○ "I don't look older, I just look worse."

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⏰ Last updated: May 18, 2021 ⏰

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