Tony: I'm nothing without my coffee.
Peter: if you're nothing without your coffee, then you shouldn't have it.
Tony: you little son of a bitch
Peter: No, Mr Stark. You are not a bitch
-------This is the one, seriously-------
Rhodey: hey Tones I'm going to the store can I get you anything
Tony: my will to live
Rhodey: Peter's at school. Morgan is upstairs and Harley's at MIT. Which one do you want.
---------------TIME TRAVEL---------------
Tony: Guys, I would tell you if I had a
son
Peter: *walking past* hey dad
Harley: if you need anything, we will be in the lab with our little sister. Bye Dad.
Avengers:
Tony:
Tony: Okay listen.
----------see you in a minute----------
Tony: *knocks on Harley's door* Harley, I'm both respecting your privacy by knocking and asserting my authority as your parent by coming in anyway!
Tony: *blast the door open with a repulser*
Harley: *sighs* hi, dad.
------you step out that door, you're an avenger------
Peter: The winter formal is coming up at my school.
Tony: nice kid, are you going to ask anyone?
Peter:
Peter: Ms Romanoff, would you like to go to the dance with me?
Tony: I don't think
Nat: *staring down Tony* of course, peter.
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The Spider Twins
FanfictionThis is my first book please don't judge In this fan fiction Peter and Morgan are the biological twins. Peter is nearly 7 minutes older than Morg and are 11 at the moment. They are adopted by Mary and his husband Parker from the streets but shorthy...
