{Heyo Lovelies ,it's been awhile ! I've just not felt up to write as of late :'D , soo I decided to come back with some more incorrect quotes :'D ,so anywho hope ya lovelies have an amazing day ! <3}
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Biffa: ‘Person of interest’ is almost too flattering
Biffa: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, ‘A man has bee murdered in your building and you are a person of interest’ I’d be like, ‘Moi? Oh do go on’
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Grian: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year…...is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed!
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Xisuma: So what do you do?
Biffa: I work in genetic research, and I’m currently trying to eliminate all Cancers
Xisuma: Wow, impressive
Biffa: Then I’ll move on to Leos.
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Xisuma: I’m incredibly fast at math
Ex: Alright, what’s 30x17?
Xisuma:47
Ex: That’s not even close
Xisuma: But it was fast
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Grian: How’s the sexiest person here~
Xenon(Ex) : I don’t know, how are they~?
Grian,flustered: I---
Hels, from across the room: I’m doing great, thanks!
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Joe: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated
Cleo: Killed without hesitation
Joe:......
Joe:No
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Grian: You have to apologize to Xenon
Hels: Fine
Hels: ‘Unfuck you’ or whatever
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Doc: Truth or dare?
Etho: Dare
Doc: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Etho: Hey Bdubs
Bdubs, flustered: Y-Yeah?
Etho: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Beef
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Doc *Screams*
Bdubs *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Beef: Should we do something?
Etho: No, I want to see who wins.
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Beef: Where are you going?
Etho: To get ice cream or commit a felony. I’ll decide on the way
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Hermitcraft & 3rd Life Oneshots { Completed}
Fanfiction~Hiya Lovelies,Welsh here ~ This book is pretty much what the title says,I'm finally going to write some hermitcraft oneshots!! now due to wanting a new start,I decided to delete my first book,and because I'll admit I was feeling angry over things a...
