That's The World?!『A Hetalia FanFic』

Chapter 25~ Poof! :3

"Vhat do jou mean, jou zhink jou gave birth?" A tall blonde, muscular man with icy blue eyes asked as the scrawny guy came down the stairs.

"Look!" The scrawny guy held me up to the blonde guy.

The blonde sighed and massaged the bridge of his nose. "Ita- Feli, vhy is zhere a child in mein house?"

"I told you, I gave-a birth!" I think this guy is set on his explanation.

"Vhy do jou zhink zhat jou gave birth?" I've concluded that this guy is German...

"Ve~ Well, I was-a taking a siesta because-a we were training so~ hard. But then, my-a tummy was hurting so I woke up. Then... poof! A bambino appeared! She's so-a cute~!"

The guy, who I think was... Italian? Yeah, he held me close and nuzzled my hair.

"Poof?" The German asked.

"Poof," the Italian confirmed.

"Poof!" I threw my hands up in the air.

What? I thought this was a repetition party...

The German sighed and looked the Italian in the eyes... well, eyelids.

"Feli, zhat's not how child birth vorks. Und jou are a man, jou can't give birth," he stated bluntly.

"Oh... Then how-a did you get here bambino?" Feli asked me.

"I-I dunno... Poof?" I replied.

Best explanation I've ever heard of...

"Vell, she can't stay here," the German confirmed. He took me from Feli's arms and carried me by the back of my hood.

Keep in mind that I'm not wearing any pants and he is technically pulling my hoodie up. This isn't safe!

This is not how you carry a child! I could fall!

He brought me over to the door and was about to open it when Feli clung to the German's arm.

"No Germany~! Please don't-a throw her out-a! She's just-a little bambino! Can she stay? She's probably so-a scared! Please Germany? Can we keep her? Please please pleassseee~?" Feli cried.

"Doitsu-san, prease. Chirdren shourd not be reft arone outside," the shorter man came down the stairs.

I pulled down on my hoodie so my undies wouldn't show. Then I did the only thing that I knew how to do in a situation like this... cry.

"... ... ..." My lip trembled.

"Germany! You're-a scaring her!" Feli cried.

"... ... p-please... don't throw m-me out... I dunno h-how I got h-here!" Tears were flowing more than I wanted them to.

The German sighed and handed me over to Feli. "Fine... she can stay until we find her owner."

I'm not a dog!

"Yay~! Grazie Germany~!" Feli cheered.

Then Germany and the shorter man looked at Feli as if he did something wrong.

Oh! They don't know that I know about countries! I should probably tell them...

"It's o-okay, I know a-about countries... I'm o-one too," I said as I wiped away my tears.

They breathed a sigh of relief but Feli didn't seem to notice.

"Ve~ My-a name is-a Feliciano, but you can call me-a Feli!" He smiled.

"My name is Ludwig," he said as he came closer to me.

"I am Honda Kiku, but prease, carr me Kiku-san," Kiku bowed.