for those of you that know me irl...no you dont :D
erwin doesnt get enough love so here we go
some chapters contain depressing things and l e m o n s
proceed with c a u t i o n
DEM BEAUTIFUL THICC THIGHS IN THE PHOTO THO-👀 anyone like quinoa bowls?
this is probably after a night of rough sex or something, ill think as i write ig.
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You let out a sleepy groan and rolled over to your side, expecting to feel the warmth of Erwin's body. Instead you were greeted by an empty space. You whimpered and pulled the blanket back up to your chin. With much need, you grabbed his pillow and inhaled the masculine smell. It wasn't sweaty or disgusting. It smelled like a mixture of his Black Orchid aftershave and Suave shampoo. Sweet with a slight hint of savory.
Promptly, you turned your head over to the alarm clock on the nightstand. It was already 10am? You groaned again and tiredly swung your legs over the side of the bed. Your body was still sore from the night before, you concluded as you spotted the cuffs on the nightstand and the lingerie on the floor.
"Damn." You muttered as you stood up and stumbled over to the bathroom, where your (F/C) satin robe was a rumpled mess outside the double doors. 'Wait, why did I wear the lingerie under the robe' you thought as you picked it up and fitted it over your body. It hung loosely over your arms, but it was tight around your waist and stomach.
You yawned and lightly made your way downstairs. In your head, you processed what the delicious smell could be. Erwin was rather good at cooking these things called 'breakfast bowls.' Shortly after, you also heard the blender and Erwin mutter a quiet 'dammit.' He was also good at making various types of breakfast smoothies. You chuckled and strolled into the kitchen quietly, hoping you could just sneak in and surprise him with a kiss.
"Morning love." Erwin smiled at you and turned off the blender. His hand cupped your cheek as he lifted your face up and planted a soft kiss on your lips. You sweetly returned the kiss, but eyed the quinoa bowls on the counter:
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(A/N: that actually looks really good ngl-)
"I made us quinoa and smoothies." Erwin told you before having you sit down at the table. You smiled and rested your chin in your hand as you watched him grab the bowls and smoothies, then sit down across from you. You thanked him, then lifted the fruity-smelling glass to your lips and took a small sip. The sweet taste of strawberry banana filled your mouth, and you swallowed the thick liquid(just like erwins cum the night before-okay ignore me ;-;).
"Is it good? It's a new recipe." Erwin asked you with bright blue eyes. You nodded with a mouthful of avocado and quinoa.He smiled and took a small bite of his own food. You thought it was funny how he was such a gentleman in the streets, but his dirty and kinky side only came out around you at night. You readjusted the tie on your robe and sat up straighter, trying to hide the fact that your body ached for both care and more ass-spanking sex at the same time.
"I'm glad you like it." He said as he swallowed his bite and sipped his smoothie. You smiled shyly and blushed. Why was Erwin so sweet sometimes, but other times, he put you on your knees and made you beg for him?
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after part 2 of the 'relaxation' lemon is out, ill start working on an erwin bdsm lemon😩
