Erwin Smith x Reader Oneshots

📓💙SFW Alphabet💙📓

so i watched erwins d___h in the anime (like a year ago lol) , but i just read it in the manga, and i cried a bit harder :(

and i decided to write this because why not.

A: Affection: Erwin is probably the most affectionate guy there is in the Survey Corps. He loves to hold you and kiss you and watch you blush as he does. Besides, you're his first REAL relationship. He wants to cherish it while it lasts~

B: Best Friend: Let's just say this: you and Erwin were NOT friends at first. In fact, he couldn't stand how sarcastic and joking you were. But then he saw how skilled you were in battle, only second to Mike. He asked you out during battle too, which shocked you, but you said, quote, "Sure commander brows." In the relationship, he's like the best friend anyone could ask for.

C: Cuddles: Erwin finds cuddling very calming to him, so of course, he loves it. Especially the nights in his office, where you're sitting on his lap while he's doing paperwork, with your face nuzzled into his neck. It makes him feel loved<3

D: Domestic (do they want to settle down?): When you asked Erwin about it, he was a bit weary of marriage, because he doesn't want to die in battle and leave you alone. But if the titans were suddenly wiped off the face of the earth, he wouldn't hesitate to marry you.

E: Ending: Erwin wouldn't break up with you unless it was seriously an issue for you to be together, like a threat to your life or something to do with his position as commander. But other than that, he loves you and wouldn't split up, even if people were jealous of you both.

F: Fiancé: Erwin has promised to wait to marry you until the titans were gone. He doesn't want to jump into a marriage with the high risk of one of you dying outside the walls. So instead, he gave you a promise ring, which means he WILL to ask you to marry him one day.

G: Gentle: Erwin is very gentle with you (not while having sex, but that's a story for another day ;]). Sometimes, you even have to remind him that you're not fragile, and that you can handle certain things.

H: Hugs: This danchou is a 6'2 toned teddy bear, and he loves hugging you! His hugs are always meaningful and full of love, with one arm around your waist and the other on top of your head. Also, expect about 6 hugs per day :)

I: I Love You (how fast do they say that phrase?): Erwin said he loves you from day one, so you can predict that he says it a lot now, as well. He says it during moments of importance, or just when you're cuddling, and he asks if you actually love him.

J: Jealousy: At first, your relationship was a secret, so that was when he was really jealous. Everyone would always hit on you and ask you out, Erwin would watch out of the corner of his eye with a death glare at the person. But when you made it public, everybody understood and apologized to Erwin for asking you out.

K: Kisses: With his soft lips, kissing Erwin is pure bliss. He kisses you pretty often, and it always make you both melt for each other inside. Mike said he can smell when you both are about to kiss, which is probably true, but we'll never know. Also, at night, kisses with Erwin often get..."heated" ;)

L: Little Ones (children): Erwin likes kids, he just doesn't know how he'd feel about having a few of his own. He thinks he would like it, but what if they don't love him. Usually, you'd have to reassure him, "If I love you, the kids will love you." 

M: Mornings: Let me just say this: Erwin in the morning is grumpy as all hell. He won't talk for a good thirty minutes, unless it's some mumble under his breath about how the Gatorade is flooding the planet. Probably from a dream, but who knows? Maybe Gatorade WILL flood the Earth one day...

N: Nights: Nights with Erwin include: a shower(sometimes together ;]), lots of cuddles and kisses, testing cheesy pick-up lines, and sometimes, heated make-out sessions that turn into
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O: Open (how revealing are they?): Erwin will tell you something only if it's really bothering him. He didn't tell you things at first, because he was worried if you'd think less of him. But eventually, he got comfortable and told you a lot of things that were on his mind.

P: Patience: He's pretty patient with you, because he knows everybody gets flustered sometimes. The only time when he got mad at you was when you messed up his paperwork. But he couldn't stay mad for long, because you cried yourself to sleep that night. It was the first time he yelled at you, so it's understandable.

Q: Quizzes (how much do they know about you?): Erwin knows almost everything about you, and he doesn't forget it. You asked him his secret to remembering it all, but he said it's a secret. But then you found a notebook in his drawer, with everything you ever told him written down...

R: Reminisce (favorite memory): One time, you pranked him on April Fool's day. For this prank, you ignored him all day. He was really confused, and actually a bit hurt. So the next day, in return, he ignored you the whole day. This cycle went on for about a week before he came straight out and said he's not ignoring you anymore. You agreed and "apologized" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

S: Security: Erwin feels really safe when he's with you, and vice versa. He will protect you from anything and anyone who threatens you. 

T: Try (effort, dates, etc.): He puts quite a bit of effort into dates, always making sure they're suited to your exact taste. Or sometimes, you just don't want a date, and he's happy to oblige. Instead, he'll put out a tray of tea and light some candles :)

U: Ugly (bad habits): One of his worst habits is leaving cups of water in the room. It gets annoying because they leave countless water rings on the wood. You even left coasters on the nightstand for him to use, but he hasn't even noticed them yet.

V: Vanity: Erwin cares quite a bit about his looks, because what kind of message would he be sending his troops if he was sloppy and unkept? He takes a bit of time in the morning to do his hair right, make sure his uniform is neat, and groom his eyebrows. He says the appearance of one's eyebrows change their entire look. Such wisdom...

W: Whole (would they feel incomplete w/o you?): Since you do almost everything together, losing you would mean losing his partner in crime. He's like Clyde and you're his Bonnie. Erwin would most definitely feel like his other half was missing without you.

X: Xtra (random headcanon): Rarely, Erwin will have a week long phase of feeling really down and just straight-up sad. Usually, you work with Mike and Hanji to cheer him up. But one time, you ended up almost burning down the Survey Corps HQ...Erwin wasn't too happy about it, but it cheered him up a bit.

Y: Yuck (what do they not like?): Erwin wouldn't like it if you were super rude or mean to everyone, including him. Well, except for periods, he can understand that's a tough time for you. But if you were just a bully all of the time, he would probably talk to you about it.

Z: Zzz (sleeping habits): Erwin sometimes snores, so to stop this you'd have to push him onto his back, which takes a lot of momentum. Another habit is he takes all of the blanket. Like ALL of it. He's probably the world's biggest blanket hog. But this only happens when he's deeply asleep. When he's just falling asleep, you have your fair share of the blanket. Then suddenly, it gets ripped off of you, you look over, and Erwin has it ALL. (honestly same-)

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