Erwin Smith x Reader Oneshots

📓🍋NSFW Alphabet🍋📓

i saw this somewhere and decided to write my own! :P

oh i figured out how to do a mickey mouse impression. gonna sing wap in that voice :D

A: Aftercare: Erwin is very sweet and loving when you are done having sex. He'll carry you to the bathroom and take a shower with you to clean you both up. He'll hold you close afterwards and massage you in various places.

B: Body Parts(fave body parts on you/him): Erwin isn't really vain of himself, since he's admiring you. But if he had to choose, his favorite part of himself is his arms, because you seem to like them a lot too. His favorite part of you...well obviously everything, but if he HAD to choose, he'd say your thighs.

C: Cum: Erwin's a  g e n t l e m a n, so he won't cum anywhere you're not comfortable with. He likes cumming on your chest, sometimes inside of you ;D. His cum is particularly thicc and there's quite a bit of it too, but it tastes real nice ;].

D: Dirty Secret: He's never told you, but Erwin LOVES it when you try and act innocent while doing dirty things. For example, you were sucking on a popsicle in front of him one time, making it look like you were sucking dick. He actually had to hide his erection under the table.

E: Experience: Erwin's had a few hookups, so he is pretty experienced when it comes to the bedroom. 

F: Favorite Position: His favorite position is whatever yours is. Erwin doesn't care how it's done, as long as you feel pleasured.

G: Goofy(serious or goofy?): Erwin is pretty serious when it comes to sex, and he won't crack any jokes or try to make you laugh. If you make a joke, he'll just give you a small smile and move on.

H: Hair: Erwin is very neat when it comes to "that" kind of hair, so it's always cut short, because he doesn't want to feel disgusting. His body isn't very hairy, though there's a few blonde hairs on his chest and stomach.

I: Intimacy: He's very intimate since he knows it's a special time for you both. It's always all about you, and he'll always make sure you feel amazing by the end of the session.

J: Jerk Off: Erwin has you, so he doesn't need to jerk off. If he's feeling in the mood during the day, he's able to control himself until he's with you.

K: Kinks(*in mickeys voice* jesus help me😄): Ah yes kinks. Erwin has a fuck ton. Daddy kink, praise kink, thigh riding, orgasm denial and/or edging, and he especially likes when you call him "commander" in bed ;)

L: Location: Sex with Erwin usually happens at night in the bedroom. Well, unless you tease him during the day to the point where he can't take it anymore and he fucks you relentlessly in a nearby closet. He has to kiss you or cover your mouth so the others won't hear you.

M: Motivation(turn-on[s]): One of his biggest turns-ons is when you touch him innocently in certain places. For example, one time, you "accidentally" brushed his thigh, which REALLY turned him the hell on.

N: No's(turn offs, etc.): When you're EXTREMELY loud in bed, it makes him think you're faking it, which is a bit of a turn off. One thing he'll also never do in bed is hurt you. I mean, there's the spankings of course, but he always stops if you tell him to or it gets too painful for you to handle.

O: Oral: Erwin loves giving and receiving oral. Whatever you're in the mood for, he'll gladly either orally pleasure you or have you  s u c k  h i m  o f f . Usually, he gets rougher with it when you/him is getting close to orgasm.

P: Pace: Depending on how you both are feeling, he will either go very gentle or extremely rough. His thrusts are hard and deep, which always makes you sore the next day.

Q: Quickies: Although Erwin prefers taking his time with you, if you ask for a quick round in his office, he'll do it. It's either oral, with you on the desk and him on his knees eating you out, or you riding him in his office chair.

R: Risk: Erwin likes taking risks with you, especially in the closet. He'll try to make you moan louder while he pounds you from behind, attacking your sweet spot. However, that's really the only public sex he'll have with you. 

S: Stamina: Erwin will go as long as you can go, usually about 3 rounds. However, he can go more, but only if you want it.

T: Toys: Both of you don't feel the need for toys, since you fuck each other just fine without them. If anything, Erwin likes seeing you use them on yourself, especially when you think he's not watching. The most he's used with you is a pair of handcuffs.

U: Unfair(how much does he like to tease): Erwin will tease you until you're crying out and begging for him to fuck you senseless.

V: Volume: Erwin isn't particularly loud during sex, it's only really low grunts and groans. When he's getting close to climax, he'll swear under his breath and his groans will get a little louder.

W: Wildcard(random headcannon): The first time you both had sex, Erwin actually dislocated your hip on accident. He was trying to get your leg over his shoulder to get a better angle with his thrusts, but did it the wrong way since you both were drunk. You had to go to the hospital, and when they asked what happened, you just shrugged and said you fell. Let's just say Erwin doesn't try to put your leg on his shoulder anymore.

X: X-Ray(what's going on under his clothes): Erwin's member is...well we all know it's huge. 8-9 inches and a 5.5 inch girth. Yeah, it's pretty damn big and takes a lot of foreplay to get you ready for his c0ck.

Y: Yearning: His sex drive is pretty high, so usually sex happens three or four times a week. However, if you want it a bit more, he's more than willing to keep up with you in that regard.

Z: Zzz(how fast he/you falls asleep): You're always the first one to fall asleep, since he makes you so tired. Plus, the feeling of love, safety, and security you get from being wrapped in a blanket while he holds you close to him is truly unique and instantly puts you to sleep.

its midnight😄