Erwin Smith x Reader Oneshots

🍋Hate and Lust Pt. 1🍋

 i like screaming the song above when im angry lol

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"Ugh, I can't believe I'm stuck with you." You huffed, crossed your arms, and flopped down on the leather couch in Erwin's office. Erwin only scoffed and shook his head in disbelief.

"Maybe you should've thought about that before you decided to start fights." He said in a prideful tone. You rolled your eyes and focused on the clock on the wall. You and Erwin had a complicated history, so naturally, this type of situation was annoying for the both of you.

"I didn't start it asshole!!" You yelled angrily. "Just because I have anger issues, doesn't mean I start every single fight that happens on Earth!"

"Ha! That's hard to believe." Erwin laughed, then flipped a piece of paper. 

"What are you even doing?" 

"Just filling out your incident report." When you heard those words, you widened your eyes and stormed over to his desk. As quickly as any human possibly could, Erwin snatched the paper and stood up, holding it high above your head. You reached and jumped up, trying to grab the paper, but he held it too high for your reach.

"I really hate you Erwin!" You shouted and swung a punch. Your fist connected with his cheek, causing him to drop the paper and clutch his cheek in pain. "HA! Who's laughing now?!" You quickly read the report before he had the chance to take it back from you.

"There's something VERY wrong with you (L/N)!!" He shouted, his booming voice echoed around his office. 

"Really?!! You're the one saying I'm a troublemaker and I should be considered for counseling! I read that full report, you douchebag!!" You screamed back, almost on the verge of tears. This was your career at stake, and Erwin was hanging it over your head, since he had control of it, like a zookeeper holding pieces of meat above the lion's den.

"Okay, how about we calm down and talk?" Erwin said in a tone that sounded like he was giving up at this point. You furrowed your eyebrows and stared at him in disbelief.

"No! I already have enough going on without YOU judging me!"

"What could you possibly have going on (Y/N)?!" 

"I'm struggling with myself okay?! And you're too oblivious and inconsiderate to see that!!" Erwin was stunned into silence when you said that. Of course, he wasn't sure exactly what that meant, but his perspective on you suddenly changed. You might've been enemies in the past, but time really matures people, so it could be worth a try.

"Well-" 

"Don't pretend you care. I can see through your act, okay?" You turned away from him, considering if you should just walk out now, despite being ordered to stay in here.

"I'm sorry." Those were the only words that left his mouth. Suspiciously, you whipped around to meet his blue eyes. Desperately, you searched them to try and see his true intentions. "If I knew you'd been struggling, I wouldn't have insulted you like that. You're a human with feelings, not some kind of emotionless creature."

"You're lying! You've always lied to me, so don't think I can't see through your little act!!" You shouted in denial. All those years of fighting and hating each other, and now he was trying to be nice? You took a few steps closer to him and slammed your hands on his chest. "Stop being a little moron and-"