Erwin Smith x Reader Oneshots

💙Lyric Prank💙

me doing literally anything: ._.

this is my first lyric pranking chapter, sorry if it sucks ;-;

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italic words: reader

bold words: Erwin

~Here is your lyric prank text log with Erwin:~

🙈Erwin Danchou🙈

freak, like me💓

What?

you want a good girl that does bad things, to you😘

What kind of bad things?

you never been with no one as nasty, as me😩

spice up your life, come get a freak💕

I already have a freak. You, baby😉

tie him down to my queen bed😜

I thought you had a full-size bed, but go on ;)

tease him just enough to hate me😳

I would never hate you baby, no matter how much you tease <3

tied it tight enough, he can't break free😋

keep him waiting till he try ;)

Just don't cut off my circulation❤️️

this can go one of two ways😱

And what are those two ways, my dear?😏

we could flip the coin, i'll be your slave😫

Ooh, like a BDSM kind of thing? (me: yes daddy~)

call you daddy, give me a nickname😏

Hmm, what about baby girl? Or is kitten more appealing? ;)

i ain't afraid of a little pain😝

Good😘

he wanted something else, he wanna be selfish😒

Do I ask for too much in bed?

he wanted them 3 rounds, DC had to come help him😁

Who's DC? As in Washington D.C?

look , i know your position

try to squeeze in the full nelson though🤤

Are you copying this from somewhere?

beat on it, beat on it, mercy like a black belt give😫

Beat on what?😉