Russian Empire: *looks at Soviet up and down* Disappointment.
Soviet: What about my son? I mean- Look at him!
Russia: *doing the slavic squat while drinking extreme amounts of vodka and blasting the Russian national anthem on full volume*
Russian Empire: *looks at Russia*.... *looks back at Soviet* He's amazing.
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HumorMy other book reached it's max. So here's a new one.