America: Welp Soviet's dead-
Russia: *probably like 13 years old or something*
America: *looks at Russia* Hey kid wanna date?
Russia: Didn't you just kill my father?
America: Ah yes, but that was the past.
Russia: THAT WAS LITTERALLY A FEW MINUTES AGO-
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HumorMy other book reached it's max. So here's a new one.