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America: Welp Soviet's dead-

Russia: *probably like 13 years old or something*

America: *looks at Russia* Hey kid wanna date?

Russia: Didn't you just kill my father?

America: Ah yes, but that was the past.

Russia: THAT WAS LITTERALLY A FEW MINUTES AGO-

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