Novosibirsk: Moscow, I think Saint Petersburg is doing drugs.
Saint Petersburg: What-? No I'm not!
Moscow: Oh wow. That's his problem then, oh well.
Novosibirsk: The problem is I think he's getting the drugs from you-
Moscow: HE'S TAKING MY DRUGS?!
Saint Petersburg: YOU HAVE DRUGS?!
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