Iran: *about to attack Israel*
Israel: DON'T DO THIS-
Iran: NOTHING YOU CAN SAY WOULD MAKE ME STOP-
Israel: ACTUALLY THERE'S ONE WORD I CAN SAY THAT'LL MAKE YOU STOP-
Iran: Oh really?! What is it then?!
Israel: Oil.
Iran: ..... *drops a knife* Israel what have you done-
America: I'VE BEEN SUMMONED-?!
Iran: *SCREAMING*
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