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The Invasion of Ukraine

//Keep in mind that I have a headcannon where Russia is very young and can't run his country. He's innocent and represents the Russian people. Moscow (the capital/Russia's older brother) represents the government and Putin. He's the one calling the shots. And this is a "what if the invasion was successful" thing. I stand with Ukraine and pray that that doesn't happen. 🇺🇦🕊️✨✨✨//

//And these are all jokes. Please, if you can, donate to proper organizations that are actually trying to help the Ukrainians. There are some non-profit charities out there that are accepting donations for the Ukrainian people. For example; https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1CdrWLAkEaOMV7fBbIWzHsgHmFz8s1GM6e_7a57oc3ug/mobilebasic

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Moscow: Hey Russia- Ukraine is saying mean things about you, what should we do about that?

Russia: *is a baby and watching Russian cartoons*

Moscow: Invade Ukraine? Good idea.

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Moscow: Thanks a lot Belarus, I finally finished the job thanks to you.

Belarus: Awesome, glad I could help.

Moscow: Let me show my appreciation by invading you as well.

Belarus: Wait wha-

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~ Ukraine asking America for help ~

Ukraine: HELP ME- THEY TOOK CHERNOBYL-

America: I'LL SAVE YOU- *tweets an emotional meme about the situation*

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~ Ukraine asking Britain for help ~

Ukraine: HELP. ME. THEY'RE GETTING CLOSE TO KEIVE-

Britain: ALRIGHT- *goes to Moscow* Stop it-

Moscow: No.

Britain: Well I tried-

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~ Ukraine asking France for help ~

Ukraine: PLEASE HELP ME-

France: Of course I'll help you-

few seconds later

Also France: I SURRENDER-