Texas: NO- I CAN TOP A RUSSIAN!!! I'LL PROVE IT!!! *walks away* MOSCOOOOWWWW-
Florida: Alligators can't eat me, that's cannibalism-
Georgia: Hehehe- Peaches.
Alabama: My sister is hot-
Tennessee: Is it possible to fuck a clarinet? Only one way to find out-
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HumorMy other book reached it's max. So here's a new one.