Drunk Thoughts With the Southern States

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Texas: NO- I CAN TOP A RUSSIAN!!! I'LL PROVE IT!!! *walks away* MOSCOOOOWWWW-

Florida: Alligators can't eat me, that's cannibalism-

Georgia: Hehehe- Peaches.

Alabama: My sister is hot-

Tennessee: Is it possible to fuck a clarinet? Only one way to find out-

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