America: So... I know it's been months since... The raiding of the Capitol and it's already April, BUT- You two STILL have some explaining to do about what happened there.
Third Reich: Yes, I admit it, I was there- But it was Confederate's idea!!
Confederate: Don't blame me!!! The people wanted it!
Reich: But you dragged me into it!
Confederate: You said it was the best time of your miserable life, so why are you acting like it was a bad thing?!
Reich: IT WAS A GREAT DAY- I LOVED IT-
Confederate: THEN WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT IT?!
Reich: I'M NOT-
America: YOU TWO AREN'T ANSWERING THE QUESTION!!!
Confederate: WE DID IT BECAUSE WE'RE TRYING TO DIVIDE YOUR COUNTRY DIPSHIT-
Reich: YEAH- Let's do it again-
America: NO-
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