More Country/Statehumans Quotes

A bunch of random Headcannons

#1 (I just came up with this one not that long ago-)
England is America's father. Not Britain. Reason being that the UK wasn't fully formed until 1922 and America was born in 1776. So therefore, America is older then the UK himself-

#2
China has wings. I don't know why, but he just does.

#3
America's eyes can make people gay. Cuz yes-

#4
Texas is scared of Chucky The Doll.

#5
Canada can get drunk off of maple syrup and high off maple leaves.

#6
America loves to vape.

#7
Ukraine is Genderfluid

#8
Soviet is homophobic although he's Pansexual.

#9
Imperial Japan once cut off his own tail because he didn't want anyone to make fun of him for being a neko.

#10
New York has areophobia.

#11
Texas manages the oil industry of America while New York handles anything having to do with economics, and California deals with anything having to do with pop culture.

#12
Fascist Italy betrayed the Axis because Imperial and Reich burned pizza.

#13
China is somewhat of a psychopath. He's extremely smart and people may not be able to see it, but he actually kinda is.