More Country/Statehumans Quotes

Texas is a weird place

California: For the last time Texas- Chupacabras DON'T EXIST!!!

Texas: Then what the fuck is that?! *points at Alaska*

Alaska: Fuck you too!!

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Texas: Did you know that this movie is based off a true story?

Colorado: ...... *inhale* TEXAS WE'RE WATCHING THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE-

Texas: So-?

Colorado: YOU'RE SCARING THE CHILDREN!!!

Arizona: *SCREAMING*

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Texas: .......

New Jersey: .......

Texas: Bless your heart-

New Jersey: Thanks-?

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Alaska: *breathes*

Texas: I'M BETTER THEN YOU!!!

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Texas: You're drunk!!!

New York: No I'm high, you're the drunk one.

Texas: Oh yeah- *drinks out of a flask*