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If roles were switched (Death of The USSR)

The comment above inspired me to write this akdkakdkaksk-
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America: *is dead*

Alaska: *probably like 13 years old and is sobbing because America is gone*

Soviet: Hey kid- I know I kinda just killed you're father but, let's forget that.

Alaska: What-?! You litterally just killed him like 30 seconds ago!!

Soviet: But that was in the past. Wanna date?

Alaska: NO!!! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!