Alabama: *hears knocking* .... *grabs a bat* I swear if it's that Mormon again- *opens the door*
Utah: Heya Alabama-! What's with the bat?
Alabama: I TOLD YOU THAT I AIN'T CONVERTING TO MORMONISM ALREADY-
Utah: WAIT NO THAT'S NOT WHY IM HERE- I'M HERE TO ASK IF YOU WANTED TO PLAY SOME VIDEOGAMES-
Alabama: Oh... Ok. Come inside. So what's the videogame called?
Utah: Turning your friends into Mormons.
Alabama: I SWEAR TO GOD- *grabs the bat*
Utah: *SCREAMING*
YOU ARE READING
More Country/Statehumans Quotes
HumorMy other book reached it's max. So here's a new one.
