New York: *cough* Ok let's start this. You have to state your name and your biggest fear, like so; Hi I'm New York and I'm afraid of planes. California, go ahead.
California: Hi I'm California and I'm afraid of fire.
New York: Good, now Alaska-
Alaska: Hi I'm Alaska and I'm afraid of drunk moose.
New York: What the- never mind, New Jersey you go ahead.
New Jersey: Hi I'm New Jersey and I'm afraid of Florida.
New York: Isn't everyone? Florida you go-
Florida: Hi I'm Florida and I'm afraid of God.
New York: Ok this is getting weird- Texas please say something smart-
Texas: *stands up* Hi I'm Texas and I'm an alcoholic.
New York: What- No your supposed to say what your afraid of!!
Arkansas: IM AN ALCOHOLIC TOO!!
Alabama: OMG SAME-
Tennessee: LETS GO GET SOME MOONSHINE-
New York: WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL-
Texas: HELL YEAH!!!
California: I knew this was a bad idea-
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