Berlin vs Moscow

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Moscow: It's improper to have shoes on in a house in my country!! Just take them off!

Berlin: Fine. *takes off his shoe* If I can't have my shoes you can't have your Dad- *throws his shoe at Soviet's urn*

Moscow: ....... *sigh* Get the fuck out-

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