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Russia: America I have a question.

America: Ok, what is it?

Russia: Who's the oldest country you ever knew?

America: Hm... *thinking really hard* Britain is kinda old but I think France is older than him... The Russian Empire was also old but not as old as me. Come to think of it, The Kingdom of France was very old. Older then France, and Britain... But there was this one guy that was alive from the year 800, I think, and died in 1806. The Holy Roman Empire. He was older then the Kingdom of France but I never actually took the time to get to know him personally though. He's probably the oldest guy I've ever met.

Russia: .........*processing* YOU'RE OLD-

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