North Korea: GET THAT AWAY FROM MY BORDER-
South Korea: It's just a Christmas tree-
North Korea: I HATE IT!!!
South Korea: *removes the tree away from the border*
North Korea: That's better. I don't want that influencing my people.
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North Korea: *sees social media* ..... *clears his throat* Banned.
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North Korea: Is that one of my citizens wearing American clothes?! *shoots them*
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North Korea: I'm not like the USSR. I'm worse---
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North Korea: Why do people ship me with America?! THIS IS WHY I BANNED SOCIAL MEDIA-
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North Korea: Social distancing? Ha! That's not so hard to do! I've been doing that for years!!!
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North Korea: DID YOU JUST SAY MY NAME IN VAIN?!
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South Korea: North we need to talk-
North Korea: *sprays South Korea with pepper spray*
South Korea: WHAT THE HELL?! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
North Korea: Social distancing.
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