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Stairs (Newshumans)

Newsmax: BREAKING NEWS- BIDEN FALLS DOWN STAIRS- THREE TIMES IN A ROW!

Fox News: Hey- Republican wannabe I was here first!!! Get out-

Newsmax: I was reporting this first-

Fox News: GET OUT-

CNN: NONONO! YOU GUYS CAN'T REPORT THIS- HE'S OUR PRESIDENT, HAVE SOME RESPECT-

Newsmax: You didn't have any respect for Trump though and he used to be our president.

Fox News: For once Newsmax has a point. I still hate him though.

CNN: I hate you two.

ABC: I ALREADY BEAT Y'ALL TO IT!!! HAHAHA!!! I REPORTED IT!

Fox News: DAMNIT-