2016
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Texas: Hey, hey, Cali, guess what?
Californina: What?
Texas: Donald Trump won.
Californina: WHAAAAAAAT?! ITS RIGGED-
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2020
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Texas: Hey, Cali.
Californina: What?!
Texas: The election was rigged.
Californina: You're an idiot-
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2021
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Texas: *poking Californina* Hey Cali-
Californina: Now what?!
Texas: I banned mask mandates.
Californina: What the actual fu-
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Texas: Hey Cali-
Californina: WHAT?!
Texas: Elon Musk is in my state now.
Californina: WHY IS HE IN YOUR STATE?!
Texas: C'mon. You know why.
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Texas: HEY CALI- I BANNED MOST ABORTIONS!!
Californina: I SWEAR TO GOD TEXAS:
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Texas: Hey Cali-
Californina: Fuck off.
Texas: I banned vaccine mandates.
Californina: ARE YOU TRYING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED?!
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Texas: Hey Cali-
Californina: What stupid thing happened this time?!
Texas: You're governor is gonna get impeached.
Californina: Why would my people impeach him?! Texas this pandemic is really getting to your head-
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Texas: Hey Cali-
Californina: FOR FUCKS SAKE-
Texas: Tell your people to stop coming to my state.
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Texas: HEY CALI-
Californina: WHAT?!
Texas: 18 YEAR OLDS CAN OWN GUNS NOW-
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Texas: Hey, Cali, guess what-
Californina: What is it this time?!
Texas: What do you think of permitless guns?
Californina: That's a stupid idea.
Texas: It's too late it's already been done.
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Texas: HEY CALI-
Californina: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE-
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