The Whiskey War ~When Two Nice Countries Fight~

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Canada: Denmark- This Island is mine so could you please leave-?

Denmark: Oh, I think your mistaken! Don't worry it happens to the best of us, this Island is mine. *smiles*

Canada: *smiles back* Oh no, I'm not mistaking- But I appreciate that you're being so kind. *plants a flag in the island* Here, no hard feelings. *gives him Canadian Whiskey*

Denmark: Thank you! *drinks the whiskey* This is very good, but I'm sure this island is mine. *carefully takes down Canada's flag then puts his own flag there* No hard feelings- *gives his whiskey from his country*

Canada: *drinks the whiskey* Thank you very much- But I hope you don't mind if I just take down your flag, this is my island after all. *takes down the flag then gives Denmark Canadian whiskey* No hard feelings, eh? *smiles*

And thus, the cycle repeated itself for the next 90 years or something like that. The end.

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