America: Alright you two- What the hell made you think that it would be a good idea to raid the Capitol-?!
Reich: Well that's a long story-
~Months earlier on January 6th~
Confederate: *wakes up* ..... *trying to wake Reich up* Hey- Nazi guy- Hey, hey, hey, wake up! THIRD REICH WAKE UP!!!
Reich: What the fuck...? Let me sleep- Wait how did we end up in bed together? The fuck happened last night?!
Confederate: That doesn't matter right now. I had a dream. An awesome dream.
Reich: You woke me up for this...?
Confederate: Shut up and listen- In my dream there was my flags being flown at the US Capitol and everyone there wanted to murder America.
Reich: And what does this have to do with me?
Confederate: I want to make my dream a reality, and I want you to help me do it. Let's rally the extreme right conservative republicans and get them to invade the US Capitol. I know that some of them have the same views and me and I think some Neo-nazis will be there too.
Reich: So basically your telling me that we should get a bunch of racists and Nazis to invade the US Capitol..?
Confederate: Yes.
Reich: Fuck yeah let's do this.
~Back to the present~
America: ...... *sigh* So you're telling me- That you two litterally just woke up and chose violence?!
Confederate: Yes. Exactly.
Reich: He chose violence, I just simply went along with it.
To any offended Republicans, I'm gonna make one about the Democrats to make things fair. I'm neutral but love to make fun of BOTH sides.
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