Bejing: Moscow, I dare you to flirt with that guy over there- *points at Texas*
Moscow: Fine.
Tokyo: This should be good- *starts videoing*
Moscow: *clears throat* Hey cowboy-!
Texas: What?
Moscow: You may be able to ride horses and bulls, but do you think you can handle riding m-
California: *kicks Moscow in between his legs* SHUT THE FUCK UP-
Moscow: *in pain*
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