//Some somewhat offensive and stereotypical stuff//
UN: Ok so all of you are here because of some kind of addiction. Whether you came here on your own or someone dragged you here. So say your addiction so I know why your here.
China: I'm addicted to bats.
UN: *writes that down* Ok- America?
America: I'm addicted to oil and fighting with other countries.
UN: *writes that down* Next-
Russia: I'm addicted to vodka and Soviet Russia jokes.
UN: Ok... *writes that down* Germany?
Germany: Beer and randomly yelling "Sieg heil!"
UN: The fu-?! *sees Canada* Canada?! Why are you here?!
Canada: *sigh* I'm addicted to porn-
Britain: *SPITS OUT HIS TEA*
YOU ARE READING
More Country/Statehumans Quotes
HumorMy other book reached it's max. So here's a new one.
