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𝐒𝐈𝐗 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐆𝐒 𝐏𝐓.𝟐
𝟕:𝟓𝟖 𝐏𝐌
A/N: lemme jus clarify the ages for anyone that might be a lil confused
YALL ZEKE IS 28!!!!! ik he look 40 sum but he is in fact 28-29 ish in the timeskip😭
amani, renee, connie, eren and all the other main characters in aot are 19 just like they are in the timeskip. reiner is 20, y/n is 18 pushing 19 and kuchel is 16. levi, aunty, erwin, and y/n's mom are like 39-40 ish. and rn it's late september close to october 2020.
now that i got that out of the way, let's move on with the mf chap 🥳
𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻'𝘀 𝗯𝗯𝘆 𝗺𝗮𝗺𝗮🤰🏽 okay this is lowkey funny but not at the same time. so, i went to go get food at checkers right, and this is kinda ghetto but i decided to walk through the drive thru bc they don't have a dine-in option
𝘆𝗼𝘂 😦
𝗺𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗲𝗿🧚🏾♀️ now why tf-😐
you coulda jus waited at the window...
ykw, jus continue on with the story
𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻'𝘀 𝗯𝗯𝘆 𝗺𝗮𝗺𝗮🤰🏽 wait i forgot the rest...
WAIT NVM I REMEMBER
so i was walking through the drive thru and lemme remind you, im in big ass pajamas pants and a white tank, so im lookin rough asl. and i was lookin a lil bloated as well and i didn't know the bitchass paparazzi was near by, so they got a shot at the wrong angle AND NOW EVERYONE THINKS IM PREGNANT
like i'm literally on my period so how tf-😭
𝘆𝗼𝘂 WTHHHH😭
𝗺𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗲𝗿🧚🏾♀️ this is messy wtf😭😭😭
𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻'𝘀 𝗯𝗯𝘆 𝗺𝗮𝗺𝗮🤰🏽 RIGHT even eren's slow ass thought i was and i was like "bitch, you jus saw im not fuckin pregnant lawwwdd🚶🏽♀️" LMAOOOO
