Eren POV:
I piggyback Mikasa to our flat
We get in the lift and go to our floor
Turning the corner, we then see around 30 people all aged between 18 and 21
They cheer as we turn the corner, thankfully we warned the neighbours about this
We open the door and everyone rushes in
I walk up to the speaker and play some heavy bass EDM music
Everyone gets even more drunk than they were before
Floch is sat on my balcony with his arms around two girls as they, well, they are giving him the gluck gluck 2000 whilst he sits there like a king
Armin is barely standing up as he talks to a curvy redheaded girl
Mikasa grabs a bottle of vodka and grabs my hand, leading me to the bedroom
She shuts the door and we both instantly strip
We take turns swigging the bottle in between kisses
I pour some of the contents of the bottle down her front and lick it off
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Armin POV:
I can barely move, I need to use the toilet
Armin: "I'll be back now darling" (I say as smoothly as possible)
Redhead: "Alright sweetie"
I stumble towards the bedroom, holding onto the wall as I do
I push the door open and-
Armin: "AAHHHHH, what the fuck Eren?" (I say, positively scared)
Eren: "Armin, what are you doing?" (Eren questions as if I'M the weird one)
Armin: "Why can't you lock the fucking door?" (I question, pissed off)
Eren: "Shit sorr-"
Armin: "JESUS CHRIST!" (I'm completely baffled)
Eren: "What is it?"
Armin: "Why the fuck is it that big!"
Eren: "Huh?"
Armin: "It's huge, it looks like a toddler's leg. Mikasa how the fuck does it even-" (I continued in disbelief)
Eren: "Armin, please stop staring at it... kinda sus" (Eren dismissed)
Armin: "I can't help it, its thicker than my thigh, how on God's holy Earth?-"
Eren: "Why did you even come in?" (Eren questioned impatiently)
Armin: "Oh yeah I needed th-"
Eren POV:
Mid sentence Armin throws up all over the floor
Mikasa rushes over to help him
Eren: "Mikasa, you're still naked" (I inform her bluntly)
Mikasa: "Oh shit"
We both put some underwear on and help Armin into the toilet
Armin: "Ughhhh, I'm never drinking again" (He says through a groan)
Armin: "Eren?"
Eren: "Yeah?"
Armin: "How do you fit that in your trousers?"
Eren: "I don't know, it just sits there" (I admit, confused)
Armin: "But its... titanic"
Eren: "Guess I'm just lucky-"
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ActionEren "Warhammer" Jaeger Bullied as a child, he decided enough was enough and turned to boxing Being taught by his father, he didn't feel that he was progressing enough so he found a gym After discovering that his coach didn't really care about him...
