Chapter 58: The Champ Wants Me Now?

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AN: So, its been 3 fucking weeks. I am a failure of colossal magnitude and I will accept this title. I've had to be a nerd for the first time in my life and actually do some school work for exams. I totally aced the ones I did because your boy is a genius... at cheating ;)

Eren POV:

I'm climbing the ranks and I'm ready for #3

His name is Kinglsey Proctor. 6'4 and 36 years old

He's coming towards the end of his career but he's still a big threat

66-3-0 with 41 knockouts makes him pretty deadly

But I'm pretty confident in my abilities

At (11KOs) 11-0-0 I'm pretty sure I can get him out of there

I go on my phone and check twitter. Even though that app is toxic as fuck, its where most of the drama happens

I check my mentions and I see:

@ RicardoTheChamp: "Oi @ TatakaeMasterEJ69, you don't actually think you stand a chance against me do you? I'm the champ, and you're just some shitty little kid. I'll fuck you up and then allow your bigger and better brother to run rings around you too. Watch out pussy, I'm coming"

That bastard, he definitely smells like Cankle sweat

@ TatakaeMasterEJ69: "Your name is Ricardo, you sound like my rapey maths teacher back in school. Please don't try and stick something up my bum during our fight, I'm still an anal virgin. I'll bitch slap you so hard... you'll say ouchie. Silly man"

Yeah that'll teach him, don't mess with the Jaegerbooooomb

2 weeks later:

As I'm walking out of the car park, I see a Latino man with long blue dreadlocks. He is covered in tattoos from neck to feet, only his shorts and t shirt blocking out the rest of the inking. He looks to be 6'3 and has light brown eyes

Ricardo: "Oi Jaeger, fuck all the other pussies you're fighting!" (He orders)

He then strolls on over to me with a piece of paper and a pen in hand. He's accompanied by a camera crew and 5 people all dressed in the same 'TEAM RICARDO' shorts and t shirt that he's in- fucking gaylords

He then walks right up to me and slams the piece of paper into my chest-

Ricardo: "Fight me now" (he says loud enough for the cameras to here)

Eren: "Is this even official?" (I inquire)

Ricardo then looks at me and rolls his eyes as if I'm an idiot-

Ricardo: "Of course its official. I run my own promotion team, I just barely promote my own fights. This time its different" (he explains whilst flashing a grin that shows his iced out grills)

I look down at his hand thats still pressing the piece of paper into my chest

I hit his arm away and pull out the piece of paper

Ricardo: "All yo-"

Eren: "Shut the fuck up and let me read" (I interrupt)

Ricardo: "Tch, I forgot you struggle reading" (he says, trying to mask the fact I had embarrassed him)

Eren: "I know you struggle to get it up for your wife, she told me about it whilst I was doing her from behind. Tell you what, after I've given you a lesson in the ring, I can give you a few lessons on how to be a pimp, not a simp, how's that sound?" (I say quickly)

I look up at Ricardo after skim reading the contract to see that he's surprisingly not angry-

Ricardo: "Those little tactics aren't going to work on me, Jaeger. I'm the champ, you do things on my terms. Now shut the fuck up and continue being my bitch" (he says the last line confidently)

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