Avengers Parent Preferences

Post-Its ~ BB

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Reader is 1 y/o. (talks okay-okay)

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This is the story of the time when Uncle Steve got his ass (Steve : Sorry for interrupting readers, Language Y/N !) beat by dad, and why he trusts Peter more now.

~Normal Friday date night~

"Steve are you sure you don't need Peter. Last time you were alone with Y/N you lit the microwave on fire" Nat says looking between Bucky and Steve.

"I'm still learning technology and in my defense before I can master one thing Tony upgrades it making it 100x more confusing" Steve says bouncing Y/N on his knee.

"Okay so be it" Nat says kissing Y/N's forehead.

"Bye sweetheart" Bucky says kissing the top of her head. 

Both of them leave and Y/N looks at Steve.

"Daddy ?" she questions

Steve quickly tries to divert her mind from Bucky so that she doesn't start crying.

"They'll be back in a few hours, till then we can watch Disney !"

"Disney !" she cheers raising her small arms in the air, Steve chuckles and walks to the living room.

"JARVIS can you play Lilo and Stitch"

"Sure Captain Rogers" the AI replies putting on the movie. 

After the movie ends, Steve stirs a little but stops as he sees a drowsy Y/N resting her little head on his thigh. He smiles and picks her up, cuddling her to his chest. He walks to Bucky's room to grab Y/N's Blanket. As he kneels to pick up the blanket he sees a yellow sticky note near it. He arches his brow and picks it up.

~Had fun in the shower yesterday. We can do it everyday~

Steve's innocent (actually not so innocent, because Tony made him watch the Fifty Shades Triology) eyes widened as he dropped the note with a loud gasp.

"God Bucky !" he whispered making a face. He notices 3 packs of Post-It's on the table, he smirks and grabs them.

He removes Y/N's onsie (Bucky: A Captain America Onsie might I add. Y/N: Guys ! Stop interrupting the reader !)

He places her on the diaper change table in just her diaper, she tilts her head and looks at Steve.

"Okay, so shall we prank your dad ?" he asks

"Prank !" she cheers and Steve takes it as a 'yes'

Just then Tony walks past the room, he pokes his head in and looks at Steve with a 'really ?' look.

"What are you doing Capsicle ?" he asks walking in.

"We're pranking Bucky" he says tying Y/N's hair back with a hairband.

"And what exactly is the prank ?" he asks not able to figure it out. (Tony: In my defense I was awake since the past 48 hours, I was barely awake.)

Steve explains the whole prank to Tony who's eyes widen in astonishment.

"You're going to get your ass whooped Rogers, be ready to have a broken arm and nose after this" he says shaking his head and walking to his room.

"LANGUAGE !" Steve yells after him.

"Wanguage !" Y/N giggles and Steve kisses her forehead, very proudly.

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Bucky and Nat walk in to the compound, finding it suspiciously quiet.

"Do you think everyone is dead yet because Steve blew up the microwave ?" Nat asks and Bucky chuckles.

"Steve ?! Y/N ?!" Bucky calls out but gets no response. Both of them walk into their room.

"What the hell is that ?" Bucky asks pointing to a large pile of post-it's on his bed. He cautiously walks to wards and to his utter bewilderment it - MOVES !

He yelps tumbling backwards. "NAT THAT THING JUST MOVED !" he yells as Nat goes closer to it.

"Daddy ?" a voice gains both of theirs's attention, they look at the pile and notice a tilted head and a pair of brown eyes looking at them.

"Y/N ?" Bucky asks removing a few post it's from her head and face. She gives him a lopsided grin, Bucky sighs and picks her up.

"Hey baby" he coos removing the hundreds of post-it's from her hands and legs. His eyes widen as he notices her only in her diaper.

"Let's get you in something warm okay ?" he asks and she nods. He puts her in a dino-onsie.

"Now, where is your Uncle Steve ?" he says walking towards Steve's room.

When he reaches his room, he notices the door open. He walks in and sees Steve lying on the floor groaning.

"What happened ?" he asks

"Nat happened"