Avengers Parent Preferences

Shenanigans - Stucky

Oh the wonderful, wonderful feeling of lying. Let me warn you, never plan a surprise party for your parents if they're highly skilled super-soldiers. Never. 

Today is the glorious day of their 3rd wedding anniversary, and we had decided to surprise them. But for that we had to pretend that we forgot. 

Pffft yeah, right.

"Good Morning !" Dad and Papa greeted cheerfully. As much as I wanted to jump on them and wish them, Nat's deadly gaze stopped me from doing so.

"Morning" I mumbled quickly stuffed my face with Oreo O's. A chorus of 'mornings' went around the table. There was a awkward silence of 10 seconds, probably because they were waiting for at least one of us to wish them.

"Sit down lover boys, we made waffles" Uncle Tony says breaking the silence. 

"Huh" Dad says and sits down, harshly throwing waffles in his plate.

"So..... anything special today ?" Papa asks raising his brows. I choke on my juice.

"Yeah !" Wanda exclaims as all heads turn to her. Nat and Tony were silently sending her vibes of 'please don't screw this up for us'.

"Today is mine and Nat's hair and spa day" she says and everyone chokes on their laughter.

"Great" dad says sarcasm dripping from his voice the same way maple syrup drips from my pancakes.

"Come on Y/N, we have to train" Nat says

"but I-" I try to run but she is quick in pulling me back by my collar. 

"Okay" I say drooping my shoulders in defeat and walking to the gym.

As we enter the gym, I turn around smirking at her.

"Nice act out their kiddo" she says chuckling as she retrieved the large packets of streamers and balloons from behind the benches.

"Thor and Sam are going to distract the grandpas, we have only a few hours" Uncle Tony says walking into the gym, Peter, Wanda and Uncle Loki trailing behind.

"Okay, Y/N and Tony banners, streamers, balloons your duty" Nat says and we do a little mock salute. 

"Peter, Wanda cake and food duty. I'm trusting you please don't fuck this up" she says glaring warningly at them. They gulp heavily and nod scurrying out of the room. I could already hear them arguing over the flavour of the cake.

"Let's hope they bring the cake back without smashing it" I say taking out the streamers.

"No wonder these are all red, white and blue" I say looking at Uncle Tony who held a proud smirk on his face.

"You mortals are so kiddish" Loki says shaking his head in annoyance. 

"Get to work reindeer games, you're not here to sit and relax" Uncle Tony says throwing a pack of balloons at his face.

"And what exactly do you expect me to do with these, whatever these are ?" he says eyeing the packet suspiciously.

"These are balloons Uncle Loki" I say taking one out and showing him what he had to do with them. He raises his eyebrows, nodding slowly before getting to work.

"Okay, I'm going to lift you up and you stick the streamers to the ceiling" Uncle Tony says and I nod.

"SAM I'M GOING TO KILL YOU !!" we heard Papa's voice and footsteps running towards us. 

"Uncle Loki, quick hold up an illusion !!" I say, Uncle Tony's grip loosens on my waist as I screech but he grabs my leg so I was hanging upside down.

"Y/N ?! Doll are you okay ?!" Dad and Papa ask running into the room. I flash an encouraging smile and try to nod.

"Headrush" I mumble as Uncle Tony puts me down, I stumble a bit and Dad helps me up. 

"Jeez Tony go easy on her, that was risky !" Papa says rubbing my back as I hold back a gag.

"But-" Uncle Tony goes to speak but Uncle Loki coughs loudly warning him not to speak anything else.

"STEVE, BUCKY ! MY DEAR FRIENDS ! COME WITH ME I HAVE TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING !" Thor booms loudly dragging dad and papa with him.

"Sam ! What the fuck was that ?!" Uncle Tony yells as Loki pulls down his illusion. I sigh as I see the streamers as a tangled mess.

"Here we go again" I say

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"Okay time to get spangles and metal man here" Uncle Tony says as I bounce excitedly. Nat and I walk to the common room and I almost faint as we see dad and Papa making out, like 'let's take this to the bedroom' making out.

"OH MY EYES !!" I scream as they jump in surprise, blushing as red as a tomato. Nat was sighing audibly loudly while facepalming herself.

"W-What h-happened ?" Dad asks nervously rubbing his neck.

"Come with us" I say dragging them with their hands downstairs.

"Okay, close your eyes" I say as they close their eyes, giving me a look.

I guide them to the middle of the room and walk away a little.

"HAPPY ANNIVERSARY !!!" We all shout as party poppers burst from all corners, banners falling from the ceiling. 

"Oh my god ! You guys !" both of them gasp, looking around a few tears of joy falling from their eyes.

"Happy anniversary dads !" I say hugging them tightly. 

"I'm so sorry, I lied I felt so bad" I whined as I felt a huge weight lift off my shoulders.

"Yeah, we practically had to tape up her mouth, you raising her right buddy" Tony says patting dad's and papa's shoulder as they smile down at me.

"Don't think we didn't notice the red, white and blue theme" Dad says winking down at me as I laugh.

"Do you like it ?" I ask

"We love it" papa says kissing my forehead. I hug them tightly.

"I love you"

"We love you too" they say

"Okay, but not when you're sucking on each other's faces though" Nat says walking past us as I burst out laughing.

"NAAATTTTT !!!!"